Our good buddy replied just a little bit ago:
From: Michael Brown
To: Chris Lemon
Wow…You are a funny guy!! Maybe one day you’ll make it onto T.V.. Then I can shut you off.
I’ll do my best to see anything important that’s shipped to you, like blow-up dolls, or K-Y jellies get right out. I’d hate to see these delayed.
Enjoy your life,
Mike B and Melanie. Your kid is being shipped UPS overnight.
Hmm. Kinda a weak start, but it picked up steam and finished strong. I didn’t realize I’d left him the opening, and I admire a man who can take it and dish it right back. I told him as much, too.