Classic Dishes...

How Do You Get Their Legs Apart

Apparently former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss has fallen on hard times:

“I drove a Porsche and ate at restaurants where soup cost 30 bucks. Now I can barely afford a can of soup. Some days I eat the parrots’ nuts because I can’t afford bread.”

…proving that there is nothing that woman won’t put in her mouth to make a buck.

I Find Your Lack Of Faith…Adorable

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