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Negative, Ghost Rider, The Pattern Is Full

I have discovered that the kids these days like to partake in something called “ghost riding“, which is either climbing on top of or getting out and dancing alongside of a moving car.

Oops, I forgot one important detail: the person doing the “ghost riding?” THEY’RE THE FRIGGIN’ DRIVER.

Let me repeat that, because I can totally understand if your brain didn’t assimilate that the first time out of a refusal to grok that someone could be so insanely stupid: The driver of a vehicle leaves their station behind the wheel, in order to dance on top of or alongside their car, while it is still in motion, leaving the vehicle unattended.

This is apparently the pinnacle of “hyphy“. Click that link and read the article. I’ll wait. Then, after you’ve gotten a couple of Tylenol for the whanging headache that will almost certainly ensue, I’ll continue.

(While you’re doing that, I’m gonna nip off and refasten this onion to my belt. I’ll just be a second.)

All better? Good.

Now that you’re thoroughly depressed over the future of the country, let me try to lighten the mood, courtesy of our good friend Chuck Darwin. I give you…Ghost Rider Pwnage:

4 comments to Negative, Ghost Rider, The Pattern Is Full

  • Jenn

    Oh. My. God.

    Let me just state right now that when my daughter is old enough to drive – OMG, just 12.5 years – she will NOT be doing this. I’ll kill her myself if she tries

  • Okay, I can tell that I’m turning into a crotchety old woman, because my thought on viewing the video was, “Why bother with the ambulance?”


  • Seth

    Natural selection, anyone? Don’t want to come off as an a-hole, but if these kids are stupid enough to be doing this, do we *really* want their genes in the gene pool?

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