We have a new winner of the Ron Popeil Award for Bad Product Design, the Super Soaker Oozinator:
Mmmm, yeah. ‘Cuz nothing says Good Clean Wholesome Family Fun than getting shot with thick, ropy globs of gooey bio-ooze.
Could have been worse, I guess. They could have brought in Pee-Wee Herman to be the spokesperson…
Or Ron Jeremy. From Wham-O, it’s the Money Shot Soaker!
It looks like cum. They should get Pamela Anderson to sell it.
I admit I mostly wrote the piece for the headline. :)
Trying my best not to lmao at work