My handwriting sucks.

Always has. I'm pretty sure I would have wound up as a computer geek regardless, but the advent of word processing sure as hell facilitated the transformation, and to this day I write in cursive in exactly two places: when I'm signing my name, and when I write a check. (Yes, I still write checks. Don't start.) When I'm writing down a note and not putting it on my Palm, I block-print, and even that isn't exactly neat.

So I'm reading through some of my video game news blogs, and I come across information on a new Nintendo DS title called Doodle Hex. Here's a quote from the Gamer's Universe review:

First off, to cast a spell you’ll have to draw the requisite rune on the lower screen, as opposed to holding a button down till everything in front of you melts. Do so with precision and your magic will carry additional weight, but make a dog’s dinner of things and it’ll fizzle out like one of our horrible punch-lines.

Needless to say, I will not be playing Doodle Hex. I bet this is what Hell is like: a small, dingy room, a comfy chair, a table next to it with a DS sitting on it, and this is the only game available to play.

(Okay, this and Deal Or No Deal.)