Bear with me on this one, folks, I want to make sure my Google ranking on this post is good and high.

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So, Thursday night, I'm going to print something out on my printer recently unclogged by proximity...and I get more streaks. Dammit.

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So it's time to bring out the cleaning fluid I purchased from fixyourownprinter.com. Followed all of the directions, and....nothing. Printer is no longer a going concern.

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Let me just say that I don't blame the Laser Service folks in the least, which is why I still link them above. Their fluid clearly works...I got some ink on my fingers in the process of all of this cleaning, and out of curiosity I put a little of the fluid on a paper towel, and it does indeed break it down and clean it right off, better than rubbing alcohol, even. Their stuff works. It's just that Epson makes a crappy printer with an ink formulation prone to clogging, and once it does, you're screwed. The days of Epson being a brand known for quality products are over.

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And so (Epson sucks) it is with great optimism (Epson sucks) that I shall spend today deciding (Epson sucks) between two Canon's: the PIXMA MP510 and (Epson sucks) the PIXMA MP600. I also shall not (Epson sucks) be recommending (Epson sucks) an Epson printer (Epson sucks) ever again. They've (Epson sucks) made (Epson sucks) a (Epson sucks) sworn (Epson sucks) enemy.

Oh, and Epson sucks.

POSTSCRIPT REDUX: I splurged and went with the PIXMA MP600. Bigger display, and better and more conveniently located controls; it should be here this coming week. I'm excited. And Epson still sucks. posted at 11:36 AM | Permalink |